We interrupt our usual programming for some spam!

December 1, 2008 at 2:49 pm 1 comment

I got this email today, and nearly choked with laughter. This makes so little sense, that I couldn’t even understand why the spammer bothered sending it. Just read.

“I have One wife and two mistressses… I can fuck them all several times per day!


Of these things the first are said by the priestesses the
satisfaction of it had been, so far, his nearest (not smart)
society. Handsome, but rather lifeless. Lessons to the son
who had been ill and away from be made of milk and butter
warmed together, dry.”

Ahh yes. Of course. The priestesses. The not smart society. The handsome lifeless…person? (I’m assuming.) The milk and butter that, when warmed together, is…dry?

Wait. Wtf?

Oh and because I’m a very brave person, I did click “CLICK HERE”. Viagra for sale. I was really expecting something a little more creative than that, especially after the poetry of this email.

Sometimes I think that spammers and scammers must have the lowest average IQ rating of any group of people. Seriously. Do these emails ever work?

And if they do, the people they work on must have an even lower average IQ.

Well if that’s not enough to give you nightmares, I don’t know what is.

I also got a marriage proposal in my junk mail today as well. From a woman. It was delightful. She doesn’t want to die alone, and likes art and reading. Wonderful.

I’ll get right on that.


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Forgotten. Dear Seth Godin – I really wish I could apply for this.

1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. Kal  |  December 1, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    Hey Sarah,

    Firstly – I like the new look – and it seems you have fulfilled my unspoken wish…If you recall – a while ago I said that…”once I get to know you a bit better I am going to ask a favour of you”

    Well, the favour was to change the caption under your previous header – ‘self deprecating’ humour is not good for the spirit.

    And look – its gone – fantastic! A wish come true!

    Secondly – though I might not wander to your site everyday – mainly because of all the mad things I am up to – I do catch you on the email πŸ™‚

    thirdly – I might just move close to a megalithic stone circle – so you can come visit – always welcome πŸ™‚

    Catch you soon,




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